Costume Decoder

How to read a girl based on her Halloween costume

Costume Decoder

The French Maid

A white apron and feather duster does not a costume make, but women everywhere use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut. If the apple of your eye comes to the party naked as Eve, she's desperate for someone to say something about her body. Do a good deed and satiate her need by yelling "nice legs!" from across the room. She may snub you, but she'll be smiling inside.