There are tons of female celebrities with perfect breasts, but somehow we managed to narrow it down to a top 10. Presenting the sexiest celebrity breasts of 2012.
Let’s face it: celebrity boobs are far superior to all other boobs. Perhaps it’s their inaccessibility—the whole “look-but-don’t-touch” mentality that has supported strippers’ bank accounts for decades. They sit on their perfect breast pedestals, like works of ancient Roman sculpture, as a constant reminder of how impossibly beautiful the female form can be. It wasn’t as easy task, but somehow we’ve managed to whittle down our favorite celebrity sets to a top 10. Click through to get titillated.
Hollywood’s hottest racks
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Hollywood Stunners
Let’s face it: celebrity boobs are far superior to all other boobs. Perhaps it’s their inaccessibility—the whole “look-but-don’t-touch” mentality that has supported strippers’ bank accounts for decades. They sit on their perfect breast pedestals, like works of ancient Roman sculpture, as a constant reminder of how impossibly beautiful the female form can be. It wasn’t as easy task, but somehow we’ve managed to whittle down our favorite celebrity sets to a top 10. Click through to get titillated.
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Kate Upton
1. Kate Upton
Just when we thought Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue had reached its peak in 2008 with Marisa Miller, in bounces Kate Upton’s flawless set of twins. They’re the type of full, natural breasts that dreams are made of (and skimpy bikinis are made for).
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Kim Kardashian
2. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian’s voluptuous, smooth-as-a-baby’s-bottom (presumably) breasts actually make us forget about her incessant reality TV whining. Between hitting the red carpet in cleavage-baring dresses, and tweeting photos of herself in bikinis, she clearly has no qualms about showing off her assets. And we applaud her for it.
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Olivia Munn
3. Olivia Munn
Most self-admitted gamer chicks have braces and acne… and then there’s Olivia Munn. By all estimates she’s the total package: a nerd that also happens to have one of the hottest racks in Hollywood. Munn and her chest have a lot in common — they’re incredibly well-rounded.
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Katy Perry
4. Katy Perry
The “Firework” singer is so proud of what her mama gave her, she’s been known to perform wearing miscellaneous items (like cupcakes and whipped cream cans) over her breasts. Dream-worthy jugs that are also edible? Sweet.
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Rihanna
5. Rihanna
We’ve always considered RiRi one of the hottest badass chicks in the game, but then she went and got an under-boob tattoo, officially securing a top spot. The tat hovering beneath RiRi’s perky rack is of Isis, an Egyptian goddess. The irony isn’t lost on us.
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Sofia Vergara
6. Sofia Vergara
As if her accent didn’t make her sexy enough, the spicy Colombian star of Modern Family has cleavage that goes on for days. We’re so mesmerized by her tatas, we’ll even refrain from fast-forwarding through those pesky Pepsi commercials.
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Halle Berry
7. Halle Berry
Halle Berry is the poster child for a classic, gorgeous set of breasts. We’re not really sure what she’s been up to since Catwoman, but we also don’t really care. The image of her chest squeezed into that tiny pleather suit is good enough to last a lifetime.
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Jennifer Aniston
8. Jennifer Aniston
Her glory days on Friends may have come to an end nine years ago, but Jennifer Aniston hasn’t aged a bit. And neither have her twins. At the age of 43, her breasts are as beautifully perky as ever. You’re a lucky man, Justin Theroux.
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Emmanuelle Chirqui
9. Emmanuelle Chirqui
Emmanuelle Chirqui has a more modest, under-the-radar pair that you almost forget about until someone makes an Entourage reference. There’s something about Chirqui that makes her ooze sex while still being innocent and undeniably adorable: her boobs.
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Scarlett Johansson
10. Scarlett Johansson
Woody Allen has pretty good taste. Scarlett Johansson is often considered his muse because of her skill as an actress, but we can think of two more muse-worthy assets. Her luscious breasts are every bit as awe-inspiring as her acting chops.
Let’s face it: celebrity boobs are far superior to all other boobs. Perhaps it’s their inaccessibility—the whole “look-but-don’t-touch” mentality that has supported strippers’ bank accounts for decades. They sit on their perfect breast pedestals, like works of ancient Roman sculpture, as a constant reminder of how impossibly beautiful the female form can be. It wasn’t as easy task, but somehow we’ve managed to whittle down our favorite celebrity sets to a top 10. Click through to get titillated.
Kate Upton
1. Kate Upton
Just when we thought Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue had reached its peak in 2008 with Marisa Miller, in bounces Kate Upton’s flawless set of twins. They’re the type of full, natural breasts that dreams are made of (and skimpy bikinis are made for).
Kim Kardashian
2. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian’s voluptuous, smooth-as-a-baby’s-bottom (presumably) breasts actually make us forget about her incessant reality TV whining. Between hitting the red carpet in cleavage-baring dresses, and tweeting photos of herself in bikinis, she clearly has no qualms about showing off her assets. And we applaud her for it.
Olivia Munn
3. Olivia Munn
Most self-admitted gamer chicks have braces and acne… and then there’s Olivia Munn. By all estimates she’s the total package: a nerd that also happens to have one of the hottest racks in Hollywood. Munn and her chest have a lot in common — they’re incredibly well-rounded.
Katy Perry
4. Katy Perry
The “Firework” singer is so proud of what her mama gave her, she’s been known to perform wearing miscellaneous items (like cupcakes and whipped cream cans) over her breasts. Dream-worthy jugs that are also edible? Sweet.
Rihanna
5. Rihanna
We’ve always considered RiRi one of the hottest badass chicks in the game, but then she went and got an under-boob tattoo, officially securing a top spot. The tat hovering beneath RiRi’s perky rack is of Isis, an Egyptian goddess. The irony isn’t lost on us.
Sofia Vergara
6. Sofia Vergara
As if her accent didn’t make her sexy enough, the spicy Colombian star of Modern Family has cleavage that goes on for days. We’re so mesmerized by her tatas, we’ll even refrain from fast-forwarding through those pesky Pepsi commercials.
Halle Berry
7. Halle Berry
Halle Berry is the poster child for a classic, gorgeous set of breasts. We’re not really sure what she’s been up to since Catwoman, but we also don’t really care. The image of her chest squeezed into that tiny pleather suit is good enough to last a lifetime.
Jennifer Aniston
8. Jennifer Aniston
Her glory days on Friends may have come to an end nine years ago, but Jennifer Aniston hasn’t aged a bit. And neither have her twins. At the age of 43, her breasts are as beautifully perky as ever. You’re a lucky man, Justin Theroux.
Emmanuelle Chirqui
9. Emmanuelle Chirqui
Emmanuelle Chirqui has a more modest, under-the-radar pair that you almost forget about until someone makes an Entourage reference. There’s something about Chirqui that makes her ooze sex while still being innocent and undeniably adorable: her boobs.
Scarlett Johansson
10. Scarlett Johansson
Woody Allen has pretty good taste. Scarlett Johansson is often considered his muse because of her skill as an actress, but we can think of two more muse-worthy assets. Her luscious breasts are every bit as awe-inspiring as her acting chops.
