Besides McKayla Maroney’s stratospheric vaults, the Lochte-Phelps rivalry, and badminton hijinks, the most entertaining storyline to come out of the 2012 Summer Olympics may be Samuel L. Jackson’s prolific, passionate, and often hilarious tweets about the London proceedings.

With postings like “Men’s Rapid Fire Pistol is Off da Chain! The glasses, da Gats…no Recoil! Steady hands & nobody’s holdin’ their shit SIDEWAYS!” and “I can’t Even Begin to understand how those dudes & babes for that matter, SNATCH All that weight Up Over their heads! UNREALMUTHUHPHUQQAZ!”, Jackson has provided the Twittersphere with a regular (as in every few minutes) litany of comments, ranging from critiques of NBC analysts (“Muzzle that Beyotch!!”) to support for medalists (“Women’s 8 HiOctane rowing! Coxswain looks like a hype gig! GOLD ALL AROUND! Go USA!!”).

We had no idea that Mace Windu/Nick Fury/Jules Winnfield was such a hardcore sports fan, but are pleased to find that he is. Someone give the man a seat at the SportsCenter desk! Be sure to follow Mr. Jackson on Twitter at SamuelLJackson.

And Samuel, if you’d like to try your hand at Tweeting about a bodybuilding contest, an open invitation stands for you to join us at the Mr. Olympia contest in Las Vegas this September 27th-29th. We’d love to have you there…