Start with small steps and lean your torso back slightly until you get more comfortable with the load. As you get moving, increase your stride length. Also, force your breathing during the carry. You most likely won’t be able to take full deep breaths. Instead, stay tight and take small, quick breaths. When you reach the living room, carefully set the keg down on a tarp and/or in a large plastic garbage can. Now, have a seat on the couch—you earned it.