Ever told a girl, “Well, good night…” instead of “Come up for some wine?” because you knew your apartment would horrify her?

Join the crowd. 61% of us have felt so ashamed of our homes we’ve lied to keep visitors out, says a poll by Sugru moldable glue.

And that’s not all: A dirty home can also cause insomnia and depression, researchers at St. Lawrence University found.

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So snap out of it: Hire a cleaning person (what, your sex life isn’t worth $75 every two weeks?), or find a copy of the best-ever cleaning manual, the classic How to Satisfy Your Woman Everytime: The Straight Guy’s Guide to Housework.

You can please her on every surface in every room of the house—you just have to clean them first.

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