Best Globes of the Golden Globes

Why is Ben Affleck doing a happy dance? It’s probably because last night’s Golden Globes didn’t just kick off Hollywood’s 2013 awards season (and score him a much-deserved win), they also brought out all the girls (and their girls!). There was spillage. There was side cleave. There was middle boob. And it wasn’t just the usual suspects, like Sofia, who were making us gawk.
So here, a round-up of the hottest female celebs who brought their A game—and also their B, C, and D games—to last night’s Globes. To make it extra-fun, we present you with this little (and not so little) breast test. Click through to take a gander at the best photos of celebrity breasts the night had to offer and get ready to guess that rack.

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Hint: She’s likely still breastfeeding her son, Sam, born last year—which can explain why her gals are packing a little more punch than we’re used to.

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Hint: This British actress, now best known for her role on CBS’s The Good Wife, can also bend it like Beckham.

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Hint: This former Idol showed off the evening’s best use of side boob—she knows it’s all about lifting and separating the twins and never about Smash-ing them.

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Hint: It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that this hot blond makes us think of a very different kind of big bang.

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Hint: This was a surprisingly demure display for this television actress, who most recently flashed the whole world her full goods while falling to the floor at a nightclub on New Year’s Eve.

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Hint: Not going to lie—we had to check this star’s IMDB page to make sure we weren’t presenting you with jail bait. And thankfully it turns out, this Modern Family member is all grown out…um, we mean up.

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Hint: When this stunning Mexican-American star—and her nearly perfect pair—make an appearance they turn us into a bunch of Savages.

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Hint: This wrestling-babe-turned-actress is better known for her long legs—but last night, it was her cups that runneth over.

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Hint: Okay, so this cleave may be subtle, but we’ll take what we can get. This recently divorced actress/singer is quirky, talented—and usually a bit more buttoned up in the boob department.

Jennifer Garner

The perky new mom hit the red carpet with husband Ben Affleck, who took home the Best Director award for Argo.

Archie Panjabi

Nominated for Best Supporting Actress in a TV series, Panjabi lost out to Downton Abbey‘s Maggie Smith, but we’re going to go ahead and hand out an award to her dress—for its own major supporting role last night.

Katharine McPhee

The star of NBC’s Smash turned heads, necks, and torsos in a dress that literally left E!’s Ryan Seacrest at a loss for words on the red carpet. (We’re so with you, man.)

Kaley Cuoco

The sexy star of CBS’s Big Bang Theory went for some oddly goth-looking makeup, which almost distracted us from her revealing ‘girls next door’…we said, almost.

Sofia Vergara

Too easy? We know. You’ve probably spent so much time ogling Vergara’s dynamic duo that you’d recognize them anywhere. But it never hurts to take another look.

Salma Hayek

Ding, ding, ding: Those breasts belong to Ms. Hayek, who froze up while presenting last night, thanks to a teleprompter malfunction. (We were kind of hoping it would have been a wardrobe malfunction instead, but what can you do.)

Sarah Hyland

Looks like Sofia has been teaching her budding co-star Hyland a thing or two, huh? The major lesson seems to be: If you’ve got them, flaunt them. And this girl has definitely got ’em.

Stacy Keibler

George Clooney’s current arm candy looked magically delicious last night thanks to those lovely lucky charms.

Zooey Deschanel

Did this one stump you? It’s actress/singer/songwriter and dork-extraordinaire Zooey Deschanel, who chose to take her New Girls out for the night.