Remind us to never mess with Colonel Sanders.

WWE premiered the showdown we’ve all been waiting for: Sando Slam, which set out to determine who would become the world’s chicken sandwich champion. Colonel Sanders took on Puppers Cluckers Chicken in the ring, and if we’re being honest, the match was over before it even began.

Cluckers faced a beatdown from Sanders, without managing to squeeze in even a single hit. Just take a look for yourselves.


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But the best part about this whole thing is that Sanders and Clucker are played by WWE wrestlers Dolph Ziggler and The Miz, respectively. KFC partnered with WWE to create this epic showdown, which debuted globally during this year’s SummerSlam. The one-of-a-kind promo will air on WWE networks in 2016, so keep an eye out for it.

Yes, it’s all part of a joke, but we prefer to still think of it as two people who are just really passionate about their choice in fast food.