Get Her Off!

10 surefire ways to satisfy any woman


There's nothing like pleasing your gal to make you feel more like a man. And we don't mean by taking out the garbage without her asking. We mean between the sheets.

Or in the backseat. Or in her parents' den after taking her out to dinner. And the more you can leave her tingling, groaning, and screaming your name, the happier-and more satisfied-you'll be when she returns the favor. That's why we've brought you our roundup of the top 10 female climaxes you've got to give her, plus a few essential tricks to help you serve 'em up hot.

The Gasper
MF TECHNIQUE: Go public. No one has to know she's not wearing panties under that miniskirt. Get ready to be spontaneous, depending on the empty elevator, conference room, or parking garage you may come across.
BEST WHEN: You get off on the possibility of being caught or enjoy the idea that others could be watching.
WARNING: You actually might get caught in action-and then you won't have the chance to finish her off.

The Screamer
MF TECHNIQUE: With your fingers, start light and high (slightly above her clit) and slowly work your way down. When she leans into you, that's a sign you've hit the right spot. (If she recoils, ask her to guide your hand.)
BEST WHEN: You want to hear her moan your name out loud. (If she's naturally quiet, you may need to use some dirty talk to get her started.)
WARNING: Turn on some loud music. Otherwise, you just might wake the kids or neighbors-across the street.

The Shrieker
MF TECHNIQUE: Drop by an adult shop and pick up any toy with a remote. Today's distance-controlled vibrators are more effective and powerful than ever. Then, use it on her from across the room at a club or even from across the country (over the Internet). Because she never knows when hot sensations may strike, your efforts are sure to leave her gasping.
BEST WHEN: You're feeling adventurous and want a little jolt in your sex life.
WARNING: Keep the remote to yourself. This is one toy she may not approve of you sharing with others. Especially your friends.

The Monologue
MF TECHNIQUE: She gets off while you watch. You have nothing to do with it other than witnessing. To get your own personal peep show, start by asking her to touch herself while she's next to you and let her know how hot she's making you.
BEST WHEN: You want to sit back and do your own thing-it's like live porn in your living room.
WARNING: Keep the lights low and ease into the conversation. Not every woman feels comfortable enough to put on a show - so remember, there's a chance she may not be into it.