They must have found the biggest hangar in the world to hold this much star power to film the trailer teaser for The Expendables 3, which opens on August 15, 2014.. Seriously, it’s like the greatest collection of action stars parading down the walkway before executing a staggered pirouette that reveals big name after big name, tooled up and kitted out to take on any foe.

Sylvester Stallone is in the middle leading this motley crew of mercenaries, and it’s like a tsunami of action star talent as his colleagues turn around to reveal themselves. There isn’t a whiff of what the actual movie is about, or what the mission is, but really, would they bother assembling this squad unless there was some serious ass-kicking to be done?

Oh, and our Executive Editor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, wants some feedback: