MF: Give me the oddest call you ever took while hosting the Playboy Channel’s Nightcalls.
Well, we were doing a call where this woman was saying she was being eaten out while she was on the phone. And she was like, “Oh, I’m getting my pussy licked.” And we let her orgasm. And she proceeded to tell us that it was her dog. We were like, “OK, you go girl. Bye!” We tried to screen the calls when they came on but you know . . .

MF: Oh, I know. Have you ever achieved an actual orgasm on video, or is it all as staged as Tom Cruise’s romances?
Sometimes I have. It depends. I mean you go to work, and you’re all pumped up, and you’re excited and you’re like yeah I’m going to go to work, and I’m going to fuck, and I’m going to get off . . . and then some days you’re just tired. You don’t get going into the flow that you want to be going into.

MF: Tell me about the last on-screen “O” you achieved.
Actually yesterday! [Laughs] I was working with Lucy Lee, this really hot girl, and we really got into it.

MF: Howard Stern claims you actually gave Savanna an orgasm in Tera, Tera, Tera. Was that your impression?
Yeah. Savanna came.

MF: What was your most embarrassing on-the-set misadventure?
I was working with an actor from Spain, and he knew just enough English to get through the movie. We’re doing the sex scene and I kept saying, “Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me like a whore!” And he thought I said “horse.” So he was like “Yeeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw! Yeah, you horse! Go, you horse!” I was like “Nooooo, whore.” He got embarrassed ’cause everyone’s sort of laughing and he stomped off the set. He pulled himself together, though. Oh, and he stayed hard the whole time! He was a pure pro.

MF: These days the only man you have sex with on film is your husband, Biohazard’s Evan Seinfeld. What other ground rules do you guys adhere to when it comes to porn and prenups?
We have boundaries. I’ll bring him in a scene with me and another girl, and let him get a blowjob, and let them play a little bit-but he never has sex with the other girl. That’s just where our boundaries lie. I want to be in a monogamous relationship.

MF: During your swinging single days I know you dated the rapper Everlast for a while. What other celebrities did you hook up with?
Mostly musicians, but I don’t talk about it. There are still some videotapes out there that have never been released, and that I pray to God are never released!

MF: Without naming names then, what’s the weirdest request you received from one of those backstage bastards?
I’ve granted a few. When I first met this one guy he told me he liked to pee, so I let him pee on me.

MF: What a warm and loving thing to do! And I mean warm both figuratively and literally.
Yeah, I know. It is warm and loving! I mean, God, I still have some conquests. I like Heath Ledger. Ooh, if I were single I’d be all over him. I guess it’s ’cause he’s gorgeous and Australian.