28-Days-to-Lean Meal Plan
With the right plan and the right discipline, you can get seriously shredded in just 28 days.
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Pros: You’ve had the luxury of knowing each other over a long period of time, under a range of circumstances—and lighting.
Cons: If you’re the reason for the breakup, you’ll definitely be one friend short, and maybe more if your other friends choose sides.
Verdict: Thumbs down
EX’S SISTER Pros: She already knows your shortcomings—the ins and outs of your last relationship, and why it went south. And she’s with you anyway.
Cons: Holidays with her family will suck.
Verdict: Thumbs down
STRIPPER
Pros: She has the best thong-and-stiletto collection you’ve ever seen.
Cons: She makes her living undressing for other men.
Verdict: Thumbs up
INTERN
Pros: Internships usually last six months.
Cons: Internships usually last six months.
Verdict: Thumbs down.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE
Pros: She knows what she wants and she’ll tell you to your face—no games.
Cons: Aside from the husband, and the Sixth Commandment, nothing a little plastic surgery can’t fix.
Verdict: Thumbs up