It’s the third date, and you know what that means: It’s time for sex. OK, not really (unless the world really does work like Sex and the City, in which case, someone save us). It might not happen on the third or fourth date, but rest assured, you’ll know when it’s that time. The date that, rather than ending with a kiss on the cheek and a box of tissues, results in an invitation to her place for a nightcap (or an acceptance of yours). There simply isn’t an exact science to the game of love (or lovemaking, for that matter), but there are some oblivious moves that will ensure she doesn’t want to see you ever again.

So, if you really like this girl, or at the very least like having sex with this girl, crack open a bottle (not a box) of wine, sit back, and don’t do these things

Couple in Bed

10 sex deal-breakers

Commit these crimes and you're not getting laid tonight.

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