Guys, drop the crappy come-ons. Pick up lines that are too raunchy, unoriginal, or just plain rude will get a girl’s attention, but not for the right reasons.

We polled women and asked them to dish on the worst bait men have thrown at them. Have a laugh and make a mental note not to use these. 

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“You’re semi-decent looking so I wouldn’t mind being seen with you in public. We should go out.” – Melanie T. 

7 Reasons She Turned You Down >>>  

“Once when I was leaving a bar, some guy grabbed me and was like, ‘Hey, are you walking into heaven because you look like an angel?’ So lame.” – Alex W. 

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“‘I love that you’re a big girl… all of the other girls here are so little.’ Did you mean tall? Well, too late.” – Julia C. 

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“I was going through a bar ready to leave when a guy grabbed my arm, got really close to my face and asked, ‘Woah, are your eyes hazel?’ “I’m not sure if I should give him credit because it stopped me in my tracks, but it didn’t stop me from walking out the door.” – Brianna S.

15 Surprising Things that are Pissing Her Off >>>

“Handy that I have my library card, because I’m totally checking you out.” – Melissa C. 

4 Common Misconceptions Men Have About Attracting Women >>> 

“‘Do you want to a get a drink tonight? No time to waste with that ticking biological clock.’ SERIOUSLY?!” – Lauren R. 

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“A guy with blue eyes has said to me before, ‘Careful, no lifeguard on duty.’” – Lauren P. 

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“A guy said to me, ‘You seem like you’d be really vanilla in bed.’ I think he thought I’d try to prove him wrong, but… no.” – Sarah G.

6 Easy Ways to Get Your Girlfriend to Forgive You >>> 

“‘I can’t tell by your photos… but did you choose the thug life, or did the thug life choose you?’ (Just copied and pasted this from a message I got on a dating app.)” – Sarah H. 

Real Women Say the Worst Things They’ve Done to Get Out of a Date >>>

“You hungry, girl? I am… but it’s not for food.” – Jackie W.

16 Real Women on Their Top Insecurities on a Date >>> 

“Let me check your tag. Just as I thought, made in heaven.” – Erin K.

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“Are you leaving? ‘Cause I’ll take you home.” – Rachael F.

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“You are so sturdy—like a horse. And I love horses.” – Cassidy R. 

11 Ways She Knows You’re Insecure >>>

“A guy just grabbed my hand and said, ‘You will have sex with me.'” – Kristen B.

The Biggest Turn Off in a Man, According to 20 Real Women >>>

“Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.” – Tiffany K.

Scientists Reveal the 17 Biggest Relationship Deal Breakers For Men and Women >>>

“If you were the Earth, I’d be the sun so I could go down on you every night.” �� Alexa P. 

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“The worst pickup lines are always the typical ones like, ‘Hey, are you from around here?’ But it also has a lot to do with your body language and tone. If you’re drunk, sloppy, and slurring your words, then no line will work.” – Christina S.

The Top 20 Hygiene & Grooming Deal Breakers, According to 20 Real Women >>>

“Are you gonna eat the rest of that?” – Nicole C. 

10 Things Guys Do on Social Media That Girls Hate >>>

“Are you a Harley? Because I want to turn you on, ride you, and make you get so loud everyone hears you coming.” – Alex F. 

Hottest Girls on Instagram Reveal the Worst Pickup Lines >>>

“You don’t need to waste your time on that treadmill, you’ve been running through my mind all day.” – Rachel B. 

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